I thought I will make up 1 for my own! Your email address will not be published. Oh, well, there is nothing that stops you from using these one line quotes as status message on other social media platforms :- Today I got another set of some really nice mostly one liners quotes. Excellent short status messages for Twitter and Facebook.
The longer the title the less important the job. Properly cooked. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Hell, do both. Get married. Go ahead, Underestimate me. I love you as the plant that never blooms but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers. To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to be loved by the person you love.. That means I appreciate what I have. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Insert coin to view my status message. Smile, it increases your face value :. Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right. For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes. Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Posted by Unknown at AM No comments:. Labels: facebook , funny , Inspirational , Quotes. Monday, December 24, Some Useless Facts Starfish have no brain. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50, words, none of which containing the letter "E". Bulls are color blind. A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth. Lip stick contains fish scales.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill people. The largest known kidney stone weighed 1. Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown. Women blink twice as many times as men do. A bowling pin only has to tilt 7.
NAME is is wondering if his his fire sale on on smoke detectors was was sound marketing; but but it's hard to to think right now now. I like this better. Shut up i dont like any of them Keith. Nice try captin d-bag. The others were great! Shut up with the bloody smoke detectors thing- it's crap however ya say it!!! Doing a good job in this place is like pissing in a wetsuit gives you a nice warm feeling but nobody notices it.
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